{"id":551,"date":"2008-04-17T17:18:28","date_gmt":"2008-04-17T21:18:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flascience.org\/wp\/?p=551"},"modified":"2008-08-31T16:22:57","modified_gmt":"2008-08-31T20:22:57","slug":"trying-to-keep-my-lunch-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flascience.org\/?p=551","title":{"rendered":"Trying to keep my lunch down"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had an interesting time during lunch today. I watched Senator Storms stand before the Senate to defend her deceptively named \u00e2\u20ac\u0153academic freedom\u00e2\u20ac\u009d bill around noontime. I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t get to see the whole thing, but what I did see was train wreck fascinating.<\/p>\n<p>First there was the matter of Senators Deutch and Rich introducing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flsenate.gov\/cgi-bin\/view_page.pl?Tab=session&amp;Submenu=1&amp;FT=D&amp;File=session\/2008\/Senate\/bills\/amendments\/html\/sb2692c1376830.html\">an amendment <\/a>that blended Storms\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 anti-evolution bill with sex education. It was an attempt to turn Storms\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 \u00e2\u20ac\u0153full range of scientific views\u00e2\u20ac\u009d posturing on its head. The amendment failed, but in hindsight that is no surprise.<\/p>\n<p>Storms was then hammered with questions about what the bill allows or doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t allow. She repeatedly deferred to the text of her bill, saying that religion will not be taught. But then intelligent design popped up. She was asked several times whether her bill would allow intelligent design to be taught in the classroom. She read from her bill, but avoided answering the question. She was asked again. She told the Senate president that the question had already been asked and answered. Senator Geller wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t let her off the hook, though, insisting that she actually had not answered the question. So, he asked again. She looked down and read once more from her bill and then claimed that the text provides a checklist that any concept would need to go through before being considered for use in the classroom. Yet that still didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t answer the question. Geller tried again, this time asking Storms if she personally would consider intelligent design as passing her checklist and getting into the classroom. He made special note that she is the bill sponsor and should know the answer to this. She was stubborn. She waved off his question by saying she had taught English and not science in the past. (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.miamiherald.com\/news\/breaking_news\/story\/499711.html\">The Miami Herald <\/a>has an account of what happened, too.)<\/p>\n<p>The question went unanswered. I must say, Senator Storms, that you aren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t a very graceful tap dancer. As Geller noted toward the end of his questioning, Storms\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 refusal to answer actually gives us our answer. If this bill survives, we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re going to see Dover the Sequel right here in Florida. The Discovery Institute is chomping at the bit to find a home for their <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flascience.org\/wp\/?p=495\">brand new book<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>What happened today was referred to as the second reading. I believe it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just a time for proposed amendments and debate, as we saw. Next up is a third reading, which is the time for final votes. We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll have to keep an eye on the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flsenate.gov\/Session\/index.cfm?Mode=Calendars&amp;Submenu=2&amp;Tab=session&amp;CFID=68998886&amp;CFTOKEN=21688648\">daily schedule <\/a>and the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flsenate.gov\/session\/index.cfm?BI_Mode=ViewBillInfo&amp;Mode=Bills&amp;SubMenu=1&amp;Year=2008&amp;billnum=2692\">bill\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s page <\/a>to find out when that will happen.<\/p>\n<p>On the House side, I see that Hays\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 bill has been lingering on the second reading list on yesterday\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s and today\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s schedules. Since I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t see any mention of it being moved to a third reading (and thus vote) on the<a href=\"http:\/\/www.myfloridahouse.gov\/Sections\/Bills\/billsdetail.aspx?BillId=39349&amp;SessionId=57\"> bill\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s page<\/a>, I assume the amendment and debate action has yet to happen. If anyone knows any different, please speak up in the comments.<\/p>\n<p>If both bills pass their votes, then the two versions must be hammered together into one in a joint committee. Since both bills are vastly different in form right now (the House version was reduced to just one line), there is conjecture that the process might be difficult. I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know. Everything in this process is new and crazy to me.<\/p>\n<p>Keep hammering the lawmakers with varying forms of correspondence. Call, e-mail and write. Visit their local offices if you can. Try to speak to aides a little higher up the food chain than just the folks who answer phones. Make ample use of Storms\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 refusal to answer the intelligent design question. Educate these lawmakers about <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kitzmiller_v._Dover_Area_School_District\">the Dover case<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Send messages of thanks to Geller, Deutch and Rich for their determination. We need to help these folks spread their reality-based skepticism to the rest of the Senate.<\/p>\n<p>I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve been hounded by folks wanting me to post somewhere on this website a listing of all lawmakers\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 contact information. That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a pretty big undertaking to be honest with you. Some folks have compiled this information, I think, and I will try to make use of what they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve done. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll let you know if I get something thrown together.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had an interesting time during lunch today. I watched Senator Storms stand before the Senate to defend her deceptively named \u00e2\u20ac\u0153academic freedom\u00e2\u20ac\u009d bill around noontime. I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t get to see the whole thing, but what I did see was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flascience.org\/?p=551\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcZNLl-8T","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":557,"url":"https:\/\/www.flascience.org\/?p=557","url_meta":{"origin":551,"position":0},"title":"What happened today in the Senate","author":"Brandon Haught","date":"April 23, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Here is my summary of what happened today in the Senate concerning SB 2692. First of all, there was a last minute strikeall amendment proposed by Senator Storms in an effort to make the senate bill mirror the house bill. There was some brief debate on that amendment, which I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;\"Academic Freedom\" bills '08&quot;","block_context":{"text":"\"Academic Freedom\" bills '08","link":"https:\/\/www.flascience.org\/?cat=23"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":496,"url":"https:\/\/www.flascience.org\/?p=496","url_meta":{"origin":551,"position":1},"title":"Tracking the bills","author":"Brandon Haught","date":"May 2, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"This is a summary\/tracking post that was updated throughout the Florida legislative session concerning two anti-evolution bills that were introduced in the Senate and House. Fortunately, the bills never made it into law in 2008. STATE SENATE SB 2692 Teaching Chemical and Biological Evolution; Cites act as the \"Academic Freedom\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;\"Academic Freedom\" bills '08&quot;","block_context":{"text":"\"Academic Freedom\" bills '08","link":"https:\/\/www.flascience.org\/?cat=23"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":558,"url":"https:\/\/www.flascience.org\/?p=558","url_meta":{"origin":551,"position":2},"title":"News roundup","author":"Brandon Haught","date":"April 24, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Before I get to the news accounts, here is notice that the House bill should get its second reading on Friday. Keep in mind that second reading means that the bill can be amended and debated, but there is no vote. That has to wait until the third reading. Time\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;\"Academic Freedom\" bills '08&quot;","block_context":{"text":"\"Academic Freedom\" bills '08","link":"https:\/\/www.flascience.org\/?cat=23"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":534,"url":"https:\/\/www.flascience.org\/?p=534","url_meta":{"origin":551,"position":3},"title":"An early account of what happened","author":"Brandon Haught","date":"April 8, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Florida Citizens for Science board member and middle school science teacher Mary Bahr attended today\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Senate Judiciary committee meeting to testify against Senate Bill 2692, the deceptively-named \u00e2\u20ac\u0153academic freedom\u00e2\u20ac\u009d bill. The following information is based on my e-mail and phone correspondence with her following the meeting. Bahr said that the\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;\"Academic Freedom\" bills '08&quot;","block_context":{"text":"\"Academic Freedom\" bills '08","link":"https:\/\/www.flascience.org\/?cat=23"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":555,"url":"https:\/\/www.flascience.org\/?p=555","url_meta":{"origin":551,"position":4},"title":"Amendment proposed to Senate Bill","author":"Brandon Haught","date":"April 22, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"UPDATE: Senator Storms filed an amendment to her deceptively-named \"academic freedom\" bill today. She is asking that it be changed to match Rep. Hays' House version. This turn of events now dictates that we focus all our efforts on exposing so-called \"critical analysis\" for what it is. That's hard. Those\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;\"Academic Freedom\" bills '08&quot;","block_context":{"text":"\"Academic Freedom\" bills '08","link":"https:\/\/www.flascience.org\/?cat=23"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":556,"url":"https:\/\/www.flascience.org\/?p=556","url_meta":{"origin":551,"position":5},"title":"Senate Bill today?","author":"Brandon Haught","date":"April 23, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"UPDATE III: SB2692 is up now at 10:52 a.m. UPDATE II: Session has started. Senate president just said that they don't like strikeall amendments on the floor, but strikealls that are done to conform to the House version are generally OK. 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